FINALLY!!! I just have a few more things to load into the truck and then I’m out of this jackass, know-nothing, bullshit, one-horse-town. Suck it, utah! You could’ve had ME as supreme overlord and you blew it!!! I kept fucking up the packing. Sure, I’ve been sitting around not getting it done for the last four months but the real problem is that the truck I got may have been too small relative to the volume of shit I’ve collected over the last twenty-something years. I’ve got a little space left in each the truck and my car and it’s going to be tight looking at what I have left to pack. And hey, turns out that collecting mugs, a fantastic idea! Unless you live in a shitty apartment and then have to figure out how to transport them across two states.
I think I’m going to keep this post short seeing as I’m three hours…two days…four months…twenty-three years behind schedule…yeah, I know! I’m doing it. Say, maybe I’ll even go to the beach soon. I’d hate to think I waxed my back for nothing. Keep an eye on my Bluesky account, @comedyshedradio.bsky.social around one or two o’clock in the morning tomorrow, April thirtieth, pacific daylight time, and by the way fuck daylight savings and yes I’m bitching about daylight savings all year round now. Anyway, by that time will at least be back in California and will be playing on a loop Welcome Back.